Well, a friend of mine coined that phrase but I think I have earned it use.
I was up at my cabin over the forth and we were fixing the shoreline as it had been pushed up by the ice again. Anyway, we were in the water and out all day, I was only in my one piece, and swim shorts. Therefore, by the end of the day I had a lovely ruby plate of armor on my back that quote "looked like a target!” So yeah, I was in pain for the remainder of the trip. My friend was less fortunate. He had been cleaning the shoreline at a camp he was working at and didn't have a shirt on. Long story short, he had third degree burns on his back and had to go to the hospital. While the other councilors felt bad for him at first after his mom told them to hit him over the head for his stupidity they felt less so. Anyway, that is my short for now as I am going to go finish some books.
Read The House by Frank Peretti if you are looking to be really freaked!
Enjoy and God Bless!